Newsrevue August 2014

 

Song about Frank Maloney’s gender reassignment

 

“Gender Reassignment” sung to the tune of "Eye of the Tiger"

 

By Richard Woolford

 

 

Growing up, back in the day

Got Action Men, but wanted Barbie’s

Asked for a tutu, but I got Tonka trucks

How on earth was I supposed to survive?

 

So many times I snuck out at night

Wore a wig I looked lovely

Sexy dress and I wiggle my ass

Yeah now I’ve never felt more alive

 

(Chorus 1)

 

Want the, life of a woman

Their heels are so high

Dolling up is a challenge that I’ll master

With some lipstick, mascara

And some sexy black tights

Yes I’m secretly spending my time as a woman

 

Day to day, out in the street

I act tough, I act manly

I’m homophobic and I’m part of UKIP

But this secret just eats me alive

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Chorus 2)

 

I’m a boxing promoter

And a woman by night

Biggest fight was to stop this going viral

Now I live in the shadows

With this cruel double life

And I’m thinking of cutting this off (points to groin)

to be a woman

 

 

Waking up, don’t know who I am

One day Frank one day Kellie

It’s so confusing but I’ve made up my mind

Gonna be a woman all the time

 

(Chorus 3)

 

Got the life of a woman

All day and all night

Bra sizing up from a flat chest to double D cup

And they’ve cut off my wanger

Now I wear what I like

And yes I did it all with gender reassignment

 

Gender reassignment

Gender reassignment

Gender reassignment

Gender reassignment